求一部电(🚊)影,美国片(👍),经典片段是(🧞)男孩子在宿舍前向(⛔)100个女孩(🚊)子表白(⏳),找自(🌘)己的梦中(⛺)人(🥥)
百个女生一个男生 (2000) 100 Girls
年(🍯) 代: 2000
地 区: 美国 (更多...)
片 长(🏐): 94 min
导 演: Michael Davis
编 剧:(🏛) Michael Davis
类 型(🆒): 喜剧
别 名: 百个(🤗)女生一个男生(台)/一百个(🏏)女孩(其他)
主要演员:
艾伦 佩恩 凯瑟琳 海格(🛶)尔(😇) 詹(💩)姆士 德比诺(😄)
赖瑞莎(🔍) 欧蕾(😕)尼(⛄)可
出(🍩)品公司: 其他
色 彩: 彩色
评 级:(🈹) 德国:16 / 法国:U / 美国:R (更(🍸)多...)
简(🔼)介(🖇):
迈可戴维斯编导的(🏙)青春浪漫喜剧,故事颇(🎟)为有趣。强纳森塔(🗼)克饰演的(🍱)大一新生马修,在一大群女生之中(⛺)显得特别醒目,他也演得恰到好(😥)处。剧
情描述马修在宿舍电梯停电时,邂逅了(🐤)他梦(🍐)寐以求的理想(😵)情人,两人情投意合之下在电梯(🕥)发生了关系。翌日电梯恢复(🦒)正(🖇)常时,白雪公主已离去
,而马(🚄)修却没有看清(🕶)她的脸,只(🕛)确定她(🈂)是住(🚧)在(🍑)女生宿舍之(👢)中。为了找寻真爱,马修闯进女生宿舍,在一百名女生之中找出在黑暗中(🖤)爱上(🤘)的情人.
好(🔋)喜欢主人公在女生宿舍楼下公开表白(🎍)那一段啊.
表(🌡)白(♐)内容:没有你我就像(❌)只被抛弃的狗在高速公路的旁边(😍),我(🚶)真的(📺)很紧(⚓)张,尽管(🎎)我不知(🎨)道你(🐴)的生日是什么(📦)时候,我们可以一(💕)起去买(🖇)东(🛍)西跟煮东西,我(🌐)发誓,我没有油嘴滑舌(🙌);当你(🚣)在停车时(🍲)刮破(👨)了轮胎,如果你一直爱我,我(🚽)会每(⛑)周都负责洗(🥉)厕所,如(🏫)果你要的(🔆)话我会用舌头来洗;我会把(🍖)“脏话”跟“爱(💤)火(🐺)箭”在我的词(🤛)汇(👥)中剔除出去,我会(💅)爱(💁)你,就算你的名字是mimi,又或者你(👐)要我把名字叫成(👩)“美美”,我会在没人或者(✨)最糟糕的环境中放屁,我(🍧)会做低胆固醇节食,我不会买一辆红色(💑)运动跑车,当我(😫)中年(🛂)危机时;你的父母可以(🤚)买州来看你,就算你(🎶)的妈妈是个大巫婆(🥦),可以不去住退休房,因为(🔐)她可以跟我(🔺)们住;我发(👽)誓,我会从众多色彩中分出白色,我会学习(🐖)冷跟(⛱)热水洗的秘密,在你化妆的时候我会静心的等,不会催促你,如果你是个软弱,我永(🐋)远不会说一只(🎚)狗可以从水中救出你而(👴)猫不行(🚶),我会高兴小鸡(🙂)让你发疯,就像“傲慢与偏(🚀)见”那样,如(📟)果你煮东(🐕)西我什么都吃,我不会对着难吃(🔮)的菜皱起眉(👯)头,我永(🗯)远都会说“是的” ,但你问“我今晚的发行好看吗(👂)?”时,我要对“拥抱”重新下个新的定义,我会每天仔细的阅读你的星座资料,我(🐲)会保存(🕍)你送给我(🍵)的每张(🆙)生日卡,当我(💑)们(🈵)分开时我会(🏉)给你(👫)写信,我不会让你知道我的车(⬆)钥匙放在那里,我永远不会把脏袜(㊗)子拉在(♿)地板上,跟我(😩)在一起你会(👓)发现牙膏永远都盖着(👧),如果你(🎉)喜欢(🌽)我会穿男用比基尼泳装(⬅),我的肚脐会盖上,我会美美的(🚤)吻(🤡)你的阴蒂,这(🐝)会是你(🔠)试过的最有激情的最亲密的(🥁)一个,我现在宣布为(😛)了你我会牺牲一(🈳)切,如果(🔱)你不(🔇)能跟我在一起,我只感到(🔢)我身体的某部分(💹)好像死掉(❌)了(💾)。
英文(🏹)版:Matthew: Without you, I'm as lonely as an abandoned dog on the side of a highway. I have gift anxiety, even through I don't know when your birthday is. We can spend perfect days shopping and cleaning together. I swear, I'll never make wisecracks when you scrape your tires against the curb while parallel parking. If you consent to live with me, I'll clean the toilet every week. I'll do it with my tongue if you ask. I will strike the words "hooters" and "love rockets" from my vocabulary. I'll love you. Even if your name is Mimi and you want me to pronounce it "May May". I will only pass gas underneath the covers and under the direst of circumstances. Hell, I'll go on a low cholesterol diet. And I won't buy one of those red sports cars when I hit my mid-life crisis. Your parents can come visit us every week, even if your mom is a witch with a capital B. And your folks don't have to go to a retirement home because they can come live with us. I declare, I'll separate the whites from the colors and learn the mysteries of hot and cold water washes. I'll never huff and puff while waiting for you to put on my makeup. If you're a cat person, I'll never point out the fact that a dog can save your life from drowning, but a cat can't. I will happily go see chick flicks with you, like "Pride and Prejudice". I'll make a point to trying new food like okra gumbo. I won't curl my nose at vegetables whose awful taste is disguised by having cheese on it. I pledge to always say "yes" when you ask, "Is my hair looking okay tonight?" I'm gonna bring a whole new meaning to the word "cuddle". I'll be thoughtful enough to read your horoscope every day. I'm gonna save every birthday card you send me! And I'll actually write you real letters when we're apart. I'm never gonna expect you to know where I left my car keys, and I'll never leave my socks on the floor. With me, you'll find the cap is always on the toothpaste. I'll start wearing those bikini style underwear if you like. My belly button will always be lint free. I want to full-on kiss your clitoris. It will be the most passionate, intimate experience you've ever had. I declare now, I will give my life for you. And if you fail to come to me, I know some part of me will surely die.